Books with author Jane Lynch

Monique is as beautiful and unobtainable as an Aztec goddess. Or is she? When Rafa sees Monique burst out of her boyfriend's truck during an explosive fight, he offers to drive her home. However, it is Rafa who is in for the ride of his life. Soon he is basking in Monique's attentions, but at a cost. To keep her Rafa must quit the wrestling team, blow off family responsibilities, join her in her risky behavior, and worst of all lie. How can Rafa let everyone, including himself, down? But how can he say no to the mesmerizing Monique?In this absorbing youg adult novel set in California's San Joaquin Valley, a Mexican American teenager must choose between what he desperately wants and what he knows is best.

A young mouse sniffs the air and picks up the scent of fresh cheese. The smell of cheese lures him away from his mouse house. Soon he is ready to do anything, risk everything, to get to the cheese. Luckily Mom and Pop intervene and stop him.They sit together and teach young mouse about mouse traps. Young mouse and his parents watch a trap SNAP shut on some poor helpless creature. Will young mouse learn a lesson?

Monk the Skunk thunk up “THE DUNK”! So now dry cookies taste mighty good! But then Monk learned something not so good. You see when you dunk, the milk gets “shrunk”...and then there’s all that “COOKIE GUNK!” So Monk packed the cookies and left home, to find fresh milk for every dunk! But after a while...Mother Goose had seen enough of Monk and she called the Milk Cop, Captain Bunk!Think about it. If you were drinking a glass of milk, would you be happy to let a skunk dunk? Follow Monk's trail of dunks and meet new friends like Mother Goose, Father Moose, Captain Bunk, Old Farmer Funk, Delivery Cow and more! A fun, rhyming picture book for early readers. Level 1-2. 44 Pages.

Professor Guy Lileo tells his Martian fourth grade class that a Super Snow Storm from the planet Saturn is sweeping towards Mars! A rocket ship from Earth has broken open a hole in the Martian SnowZone, which means the Saturn snow will cover Mars that night!That means tomorrow will be a snow day! School will be closed! The students in class use their antenna texters to cheer, "Hooray for snow day!"But Mercury Mars, sitting in the back of the classroom, isn’t ready for snow day! He thinks, "My old snow sled is YUK!"It fell apart in last year's snow day race.So Mercury decides to build a new super fast sled after school, and finish it in time to enter the snow day sled race tomorrow and maybe this time he'll win!And so starts the adventures of fourth grade friends Mercury Mars, Aurora Corona, Jupiter Jones and the Super Red Rocket Sled.The value of friendship is revealed as the mini-Martians face challenges of building things together, paying attention to warning signs and helping a friend when a bully (the Troll-Bominable Snow Martian) comes calling. A Martian story of friendship, learning, fun and adventure. Happy snow day!

The Cooperstown Coupes are on the go! Cooper and Pinkie Coupe search far and wide for the coupe who said, “Ooop!” Was it one of the racing Counting Coupes? Was it Sparky the Fire Coupe or Sheriff Coupe? Was it Copter the Whirly Coupe or Jax the Fix It Coupe? If they are able to find the Coupe who said Ooop! will they be able to help solve the problem? A beginning reader featuring simple rhymes, easy pace and repeat words to help build fluency. Level: Preschool - Grade 1. 40 pages.

MOUSETRAP: A LESSON LEARNED. The story of a young mouse, who after sniffing the air picks up the scent of fresh cheese. He is ready to do anything, risk everything, to get to the cheese. Luckily Mom and Pop intervene and stop him. They sit together and teach young mouse about mouse traps, when suddenly a large foot appears and is about to step on the mouse trap outside their mouse house front door. Will young mouse learn a lesson from this experience? His Mom and Pop sure hope so!

Monk the Skunk thunk up the dunk! But Monk quickly learned that when you dunk, the milk gets SHRUNK...and then there’s all that COOKIE GUNK! :-( Monk is like most kids (skunks); a picky eater when it comes to dunking cookies. Monk insists on fresh milk for EVERY dunk! But when Momma Skunk says "NO", Monk heads out to find fresh milk for the cookies! Fun and a learning adventure follow!! A great rhyming picture book for parents to read to little ones, or early readers (level 1) to enjoy on their own! Length of book: 44 pages.